Mating Rituals of the Duck-Billed Platypus
Another work of fiction…
Lio, look again, those are REAL ducks!
Can’t just depend on book-learning, Lio! Get out in the field and observe nature! Then write your school-report….
Platypuses, being Australian, would drive right hand drive vehicles.
Scott and Badger,,if “Joe” makes a comment here,,,he will surely tell you that would be wrong to say…If you go to Australia and drive a car !!!!!!
i’m going to duck the whole issue.
Too young to drive, old enough to mate, That gotta be the good old USA.
Now they’re going to go park by the lake and watch the submarine races.
Why read the book when you can see it for yourself first-hand.
The platypuses were one of my favourite things to watch at the zoos in Australia … I don’t remember seeing any convertibles.
lol @ Carmy!!
Wood, note the platy tail on the driver’s side, now the gal might be a real duck, then we have a really strange date on our hands then…
I don’t really think they make little electric toy cars in the US with a right-hand driver seat, PowerWheels Ruuule!!!
That’s the problem with most school biology textbooks - they’re out of date.
It’s a little-known fact that the platypus believes in “going Dutch”; when on a date, each one’s pleasures will be on the other’s bill.
(Yes, I do have a dirty mind. Thank you for noticing.)
of course, nothing happens normally in Lio’s house!
SHERLOCK, AHHHAHAHAHA
As Mark Twain observed and both Lio and duck-billed platypi (if that’s the correct plural) would agree, “Never let your schooling interfere with your education.” What I wonder about is, what is Lio going to do next, observe the rest of their date?
Girls ALWAYS go for the bad boys with the fancy cars…
Sorry Ushindi not ALL girls! Some of us see (the majority of) those guys for what they actually are! xD
Yes, they’re bad… (just not in the way they believe!)
the plural is platypuses
what the heck, the book being not exactly up to date w/ mating habits of the platypus made sense but the gag makes no sense…?
Somehow, I’m not surprised.
May 14, 2021
April 14, 2020
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Another work of fiction…
WoodEye almost 15 years ago
Lio, look again, those are REAL ducks!
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
Can’t just depend on book-learning, Lio! Get out in the field and observe nature! Then write your school-report….
SCOTTtheBADGER almost 15 years ago
Platypuses, being Australian, would drive right hand drive vehicles.
Kiba65 almost 15 years ago
Scott and Badger,,if “Joe” makes a comment here,,,he will surely tell you that would be wrong to say…If you go to Australia and drive a car !!!!!!
lamourdelafantom almost 15 years ago
i’m going to duck the whole issue.
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
Too young to drive, old enough to mate, That gotta be the good old USA.
carmy almost 15 years ago
Now they’re going to go park by the lake and watch the submarine races.
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Why read the book when you can see it for yourself first-hand.
Ursula A Kehoe Premium Member almost 15 years ago
The platypuses were one of my favourite things to watch at the zoos in Australia … I don’t remember seeing any convertibles.
Dex1138 almost 15 years ago
lol @ Carmy!!
lobkiller almost 15 years ago
Wood, note the platy tail on the driver’s side, now the gal might be a real duck, then we have a really strange date on our hands then…
I don’t really think they make little electric toy cars in the US with a right-hand driver seat, PowerWheels Ruuule!!!
warreno almost 15 years ago
That’s the problem with most school biology textbooks - they’re out of date.
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
It’s a little-known fact that the platypus believes in “going Dutch”; when on a date, each one’s pleasures will be on the other’s bill.
(Yes, I do have a dirty mind. Thank you for noticing.)
pinkdryad Premium Member almost 15 years ago
of course, nothing happens normally in Lio’s house!
lobkiller almost 15 years ago
SHERLOCK, AHHHAHAHAHA
Godfreydaniel almost 15 years ago
As Mark Twain observed and both Lio and duck-billed platypi (if that’s the correct plural) would agree, “Never let your schooling interfere with your education.” What I wonder about is, what is Lio going to do next, observe the rest of their date?
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
Girls ALWAYS go for the bad boys with the fancy cars…
OpenWings almost 15 years ago
Sorry Ushindi not ALL girls! Some of us see (the majority of) those guys for what they actually are! xD
Yes, they’re bad… (just not in the way they believe!)
McGuffin almost 15 years ago
the plural is platypuses
iamalreadyagenius213 almost 15 years ago
what the heck, the book being not exactly up to date w/ mating habits of the platypus made sense but the gag makes no sense…?
chasches over 14 years ago
Somehow, I’m not surprised.