Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 01, 2010

You sure it wasn’t the drool?

Shouldn’t the aardvark drool go in first?

Did you remember Eye of Newt?

Didn’t he retire from Congress?

Sounds like Mother’s soup recipe.

All that’s missing are three witches.

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got a spare barrell?

Radish, too funny! :)

Maybe he needs a size 2 pewter cauldron.

You’ve got to pay attention Wizard!

Ya git dat stuff off the spice isle at Wally World

Badeebadeebadeee….Vat’s all, folks!

At least, Wiz, has recovered from his ‘Battle with the SideEffects’.

I remember an old one from the 70’s in regards to pollution from the power plants, the guy asks the King “why haven’t the farmers been arrested” Fink asks for what … they guy answers “Hay Fever”

Should use SQUIRREL thistle. It works as good and doesn’t smell as bad

Ya gotta give it a shot from the “Spice Weasel”…

You just know that the preparation of some of those ingredients must be labor-intensive…and the prices of the finished products accordingly high.

Spirit, you just “blew away” a major portion of the Wizard’s monthly budget.

Sounds like Spooks swill!