Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 18, 2014
June 17, 2014
June 19, 2014
Transcript:
Rip and company have been captured and are being interrogated by... The Cat Lady! The Cat Lady: Breezy easy, birthplace: Burlington, N.C. You flew a chopper for the military, and have the best hair of any pilot in a three-county radius! Breezy: And you smell like week-old kitty litter! The Cat Lady: Really? The sales clerk told me that industrial-strength Febreze would erase any odor!
bbwoof over 10 years ago
Damn…….I miss Cobra
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
Sounds like Breezy Easy has a couple of reputations to live up to, what with the best pilot’s hair in 3 counties…and a name like “Easy.” Go Tarheels, indeed.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 10 years ago
Boo Tarheels! Go, Georgia Bulldogs! Crush then this year!
PMark over 10 years ago
Is this the first time we’ve learned that Breezy was a military pilot? That explains a lot.
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Breezy Easy also explains a lot… And she’s probably the best pilot in 3 states…
CYGNUS X1 over 10 years ago
I wonder if the Cat Lady is going for that Kendall Jenner look with no underwear?
Jck123 over 10 years ago
Cat fight coming up ?
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Marketing strategies, these days…
miqq1234 over 10 years ago
…and i can’t stand day old kitty litter
Lyons Group, Inc. over 10 years ago
ABC? You might as well say “ESPN”! All of their college games (both football and basketball) as well as all sporting events are broadcast by ESPN. “ABC Sports” is just a prop!
SergeitheAntagonist over 10 years ago
Go Tarheels!!!
MadYank over 10 years ago
Sports News aside, you just KNOW that there’s a certain “snake’s hips” lady just waiting in the wings to show Ms. Purr-fection who’s REALLY the slink-iest Spy in the valley. And since she still has a torch for Rip, she’ll save him (and Breezy gets in free, just because Cobra isn’t NEARLY as EVIL as she thinks she is). Not to mention, TNT and the fat cat.