Pluggers by Rick McKee for February 16, 2010

Pluggers are slow to use ATM’s.

Pluggers often have CASH deposits, and know better than to make a CASH deposit into an ATM, dear. I have no problem with depositing a CHECK into an ATM, or using one for other simple transactions.

Cash will always be around - for those under the table and back room transactions.

Pluggers trust cash, because it says they should on their money.

Credit cards? Not so much.

TRUST? DON’T TRUST ANYBODY CONNECTED WITH BANKING OR CREDIT.

But those are checks in his hand. Probably refund checks, $1 back for mailing in 12 boxtops @ 44¢ postage.

What is an ATM? No pluggers I asked uses it.

Pluggers learn ‘cash from backroom deals’ from the politicians who don’t want Pluggers to do the same thing.

Wait! Wait! Wait! Pluggers may be at the rear (or in arrears) but they never say “Ridiculous!” They just enjoy the day and talk to the nice lady in front of them………….

I’m more likely to have a Johny Cash CD than cash in my pocket. What did Cash In My Pocket record anyway?

Oh, and tellers don’t charge a fee to give you the money. Unless you count the paycheck.

I always kid the checker at the grocery store when I tell them “I’m sorry, all I have is cash!”