Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 31, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  about 15 years ago

    Nice guess Blanch.

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    elio  about 15 years ago

    Doty, spirits make the best assistants. They never need lunch breaks!

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    pouncingtiger  about 15 years ago

    The only problem is that Spirits have a drinking problem.

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    sjoujke  about 15 years ago

    @ Radish….most excellent observation! I prefer red to white, if you’re buying.

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Is Radish wining again?

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    Yukoner  about 15 years ago

    Well, at least he’s ready for Chinese New Year.

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    COWBOY7  about 15 years ago

    I wonder if they have insurance for this type of job!?

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    rshive  about 15 years ago

    Think Wiz needs an Id-ian regulation that requires the mentioning of possible side effects on potion labels.

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    pearlandpeach  about 15 years ago

    Boy, Spook better come up the something.

    A simple Blue ought to work.

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    Dkram  about 15 years ago

    It causes Dragon breath.

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    gjsjr41  about 15 years ago

    Occupational hazard

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    Rakkav  about 15 years ago

    Starts off with a smile, ends like death warmed over. Yeah, Blanche, I’d say he had a tough day at the office. :)

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    Trainwreck_1  about 15 years ago

    …So does this mean that an ounce of prevention isn’t worth of pound of cure?

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    napaeric  about 15 years ago

    I hated when I blew up the back room of the chem lab. When I came out the door to the classroom I could not hear and the blood was coming out from everywhere. The students were, ah, rather shocked. Goes to show that you should not make hydrogen bombs when you don’t really understand them. I am better now.

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    boldyuma  about 15 years ago

    If that is what Bullwinkle could look like on acid I’d hate to see what Rocky the squirrel would look like.

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    siredonnthedragon  about 15 years ago

    Ha! havent seen the Wizard in quite a while

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    captainedd  about 15 years ago

    Rocky wouldn’t use acid, he’d rather use speed

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    yyyguy  about 15 years ago

    well of course Rocky would rather use speed, seeing as it’s short for Rocket J. Squirrel!

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