Nate: School starts tomorrow. Dad: Try to enjoy it, Nate. These are the best years of your life. Nate: Every so often he says something truly ominous.
December 09, 2018
November 28, 2018
If these are the best years of Nate’s life, imagine what his worst are.
I love Dad’s apron. Mm mm, good!
Calvin: “Its nice to know there’s so much in life to look forward to.”
But if THESE are the BEST, then… Then… shudder
what does martins apron say?
M̷̢̡̡̨̡̨̨̢̧̡̡̨̡̧̧̧̢̨̡̨̢̧̛̛̛̛̖̟̱͔̹̘͚̼͖͉̜̳͔̣̯̩̺̖̼̭̲̝̩͍͔̩̫̯̮͖̹̰͉̝̤̞̭͓̪͉͕̦̭̤̦̝͔̘̹̞͚͔͇̼̞͖̱̣̱̱̼̦̱͙̮͈̙̖̥̯̤͈̙̟̜̭͉͚͍̜̙͈̮͉̜̭̹̟͓͇͍̰͉̝̱̤͎̳̮̺͙̼̣̻̱̫̣͓̖̫͙̘͕̯̖͍͔͇̥̙͚̟̫̻̺̗͈͔̝̹̪̫͔̣̳̝̱̗̣̟͕͇̳̳͈̰̥̖̳̞̖͍̘͖̹͕̖͔͇̪͔̼͖͍̳͕̼͕̳̭̲̻̪͉̹̯̖̆̅̊̋̀̃̈́̌̈́͆̂̏̇̽̍͌͛̿̅̔͐͆̃͛̉̀̀́̋̔̇̀͌̏́͑̓͌͋̔̆́̂̇̎̋͐͌̽̄̒̒̌͂́́̈̋̈́̄͐̆̎̈́̅̋̌̀̋̽̀̈́̐͆̾̓̋̋̽̾̅͆̿͘̚̚̚͘̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅM̷̢̡̡̡̨̢̛̞̙̥̼͍̟̩͖̩̼͕͖̬̭͉̮̜̫͔̟͎̰̟͓̭̮̜̝͚̤̬̗̗͔̺̦̞̱̯̖͇̮̪̜̘̤̿̎̊̔͋̅̃͋̅̀͑̈͆̅̈́͆̇̃̀́́̂̔̂́̑̇̊̓̿͛̌̅̊̎͋͋̊̈́̎̈́̃͛͊̊́̉̍̆̾͐̂̐̊̑̐̆̒͌̑̎͆͛͐̏͂͐͂́̊͆̅̚̚̕͘̕̚̕͘̕͘͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅ ̷̢̛̛̛̛̭̻̙̻͈͓̫̮̥̥̝̥̪̤̙͙̯̤͙̜̰̬̫͉̀͌̅͂̌̉̇̒͐͊̃̒̈͊̇͑̔̊̆̈́̾̎̃̈́͊̄̇͛̎̈͒͑̾͗̌̓̈́́̅̀̐̓̅̄̈́̃͗̒͆͐̈́̆͛͐͊̄̒̋͐͗̑̋̍̈́͊̐̑̒̒̆̆̿̾̿̾̂̊̔́̾̀̀̃̅͑̽͛̇̐͆̌̊͋̒̽̓̏͛̎̊̆̉̓͋̓̈́̓̿̒͂̔̊̏͛͆́̉̔̅̃͒̑̃̋͆́̓͑̈́̎͗̒̏̔̃̔̀̆͌̐̽̈̎͑͂͒̊̔̉͌̅̈͆̐͛͗̅̑̒̑̐͆͊̈́͂̉͑̈̍̉̄́̊̀͑̎̋̑̅̂̽̀̈́͂̅̃̊̈́̓́̃͋͋̌̾̓̏̿͗͑̽͑͒͑̍͋͋̋͋͑͐̎̿͘͘͘̕̕͘̕̕͘̕̕̚̕̕̚͝͠͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͝ͅM̷̢̢̧̢̢̨̡̨̢̨̛̛̛̛̛̛̦̬͎̻̪͈̤͇̞͈̱̗͚̟̘̘̤̹͉̻̠̘̬̰̠̰͎͚̭̲̩̥͈̝̖͉̲͖͓͈̳̜̹͔͇̼̖̣͍͙͔͈͚͕̹͔͕̯͇͙̱̱̠̯̣̐̋̐̉̀͑̇̋̇̉̌̔̀͂̈̈́̆̈́̈͗͊̅̂̂̑́͛̽͛͋̿̒̄̊́̑̅͆͋̒͂̔̐͂̒̌͗͒̐̌̈́̈́̒̍̈́̈́̀̾͗̑̈̽͗́̽͌́̉͗̊͒͊͑̊͑͆͆̊̆͒͌͊́̈́̄͊̍́͌̈́̾̒͆͊̋͛́̆̔̿̒́̀͊́́͗̉͒͆͛̊͂̊̀̑́́́̃̇̾̃̆̂͒̍͊̆̉͐̔̍̎̓̃́̔̉̈̀͆̓̈́̐̐̍́̿̿̐̂̏͛̉̀̏̊̄̔͆̀̆̀͆͒̍̈̀̅̔̀̓͆͗̓͛̓̇̈́̾̏͛͌̎̌̌͊̏͆̎̉́͌͂̊́̌̈͋̒̈́͐͛͛̓̂̌̈́̈̂̃̌̐̔͋̓̐͆̀͋͂̐͑̿͊͐̑̎̕̚̕͘̕̚̚͘̕͘̚͘̕̚̕̕̕̚̚̚̕͘͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͠͝͠͝͝͠͠͠͝͠͠͠͠ͅͅͅM̵̨̢̢̨̢̨̨̢̛̞̹͎̳̝̯̫̜̦̯͔̞͍̥͈͍͔͔͙̭͕̝̲̜͉͙͓̲̼̣̫̟͖͓͖͎̝͕̯͍̘̙̩̗͉̮̮͉̟͕̣͓̝̟̲̠͉͔͙̠͈̝͙̙̠̼̗̺͖͕̤̥̼̙̯̯̘̖̜̫̞͙̞̣̼̻̺̯̪̩̱̘̠͎͎̠̓͋͐̈́̌̈́͗͂̀̅̉̊̎̑͑͊́̅̌̈́͂͗͋̿͒̊͐̂̊̇͌̓̌̋̾͊͗͆̈́̈́̎̊͆̀̇̎̑̓̏̍̓͌̊̏̔̐̽̃̀͂͒̓͛́͊͊́̐͗̿͆̽͊͐͌̆̍͒́̽̍̎̍͋̀̈́̋͌̕̚͘͘̕͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅ ̸̢̧̢̧̡̨̢̧̡̧̡̨̨̡̨̨̢̧̡̡̛̙͚̦͍̼̮̹̣̝̝̱͈̘̤̫̻̬̲̖̤̺̼̣̦̟̙̬̼͔͔̥͈̯̻̻̼͖̖̬̠̟̫͕̩͚̪͕̙̟͓͇̝͔̤̟͇̤̮͙͕̻͎̦̣͖̮̤̤̜͖̲͎͎̞͔̦̰̟̞̟̻͓̙͇̻̫͔̗̯̳̜̮̹̰͎͔̲͚̮̺̩̤̠͍̩̩͎̩̖͚̞̮͔̠̣͖̮̟͚͚̇̋̏͗͋͛̀̒̀͛͆͂͆̈́̿̎͆̀̔̓͛̂̓̐͐̓̈́̓̔̈́̑̉̀͛̾̈́̌̓͆̑͑̌͌͐̃̂͌̾̍̽̀̎̈́̆͐̋̀̂̌͗̿̔̀̋̿̓̿̾͂͛͗͗̊̐̓̉̾͐̆͆̾̓̌͑͐̌̐̂̇̎͒̅̐́̐́̃́̑̉́̅̒̏͛̋̈́̿̐̑͌̈̇̄͒͆̈́͐̎͆͌̑͑̾̿̓̆̀̔͂͒̾̔͆͒̎̾̈͒͊́̌͐͋͐̍͆̈̒̆̀̇͗̀̈́͒͐̒̉́̑͆̆̄̇̒̈́͗̚͘̚̕͘̕̕̕̕͜͜͜͠͝͠͠͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅǪ̴̡̧̧̢̢̡̨̧̡̡̡̡̛̛̘͍̜͚̣̜̱̠͉̯̪͚̯̠̟͉̦̠̬͇̲̹͈̠͚̠̬͇̜̭͚̤̮̘͚̠̙̳̯̣͉̮̱̝̟͈͕̱̺̖͚̭̯̤̟̙̭̺͎̠̬̩̣̺̼̼̙̜̳̹̤̺̞̘̖͓̫͔̖̰͔̯̥͖͓̼̖̺̝͖̬̖͙͎̤͚͈͎̗̻̥̫̗̝̖͎̠̥̱̣̭͔̬̒͋̃͒̿͌̋̔̀͑̇̒͗̉̆͗̇̒́͌̅́͗̐͒̊͛͛͛́͌̓͛̈͆̈́̅̓̔̆͆̆͗͂̂͂͑̿̔͋̾̐́̄̎́̓̉̈̎͊̈́̂͋̋̊͑̅̅́̓̾̃͆̑̓̓͂́͊̔̀̇͐͋͊͋̓́̀̀̃͐̓̊͆̔̇̽͆̈́́͊͒͛͛̅̅̆̇̓̆̀͌̋͊̊̓̀̆̿̅͒̒̋͆͌̋̒͆̏́̈́̋͒̉͋̈́̈́̿̎̈́̔̇͐̔̀̔̍͊̀͐͛̇̌̏̃̈̂̾̂́̋͗̾̈̂͋̂̾͘͘̕̚̕͘̕͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅÓ̷̈́͐́͊͋̈̐̋̏̈́̇̐
February 17, 2022
January 19, 2021
hologram165 about 8 years ago
If these are the best years of Nate’s life, imagine what his worst are.
DM9001 almost 6 years ago
I love Dad’s apron. Mm mm, good!
MJ J about 4 years ago
Calvin: “Its nice to know there’s so much in life to look forward to.”
MabelPines1234 almost 4 years ago
But if THESE are the BEST, then… Then… shudder
maybe a human over 2 years ago
what does martins apron say?
Drunk Larry almost 2 years ago
M̷̢̡̡̨̡̨̨̢̧̡̡̨̡̧̧̧̢̨̡̨̢̧̛̛̛̛̖̟̱͔̹̘͚̼͖͉̜̳͔̣̯̩̺̖̼̭̲̝̩͍͔̩̫̯̮͖̹̰͉̝̤̞̭͓̪͉͕̦̭̤̦̝͔̘̹̞͚͔͇̼̞͖̱̣̱̱̼̦̱͙̮͈̙̖̥̯̤͈̙̟̜̭͉͚͍̜̙͈̮͉̜̭̹̟͓͇͍̰͉̝̱̤͎̳̮̺͙̼̣̻̱̫̣͓̖̫͙̘͕̯̖͍͔͇̥̙͚̟̫̻̺̗͈͔̝̹̪̫͔̣̳̝̱̗̣̟͕͇̳̳͈̰̥̖̳̞̖͍̘͖̹͕̖͔͇̪͔̼͖͍̳͕̼͕̳̭̲̻̪͉̹̯̖̆̅̊̋̀̃̈́̌̈́͆̂̏̇̽̍͌͛̿̅̔͐͆̃͛̉̀̀́̋̔̇̀͌̏́͑̓͌͋̔̆́̂̇̎̋͐͌̽̄̒̒̌͂́́̈̋̈́̄͐̆̎̈́̅̋̌̀̋̽̀̈́̐͆̾̓̋̋̽̾̅͆̿͘̚̚̚͘̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅM̷̢̡̡̡̨̢̛̞̙̥̼͍̟̩͖̩̼͕͖̬̭͉̮̜̫͔̟͎̰̟͓̭̮̜̝͚̤̬̗̗͔̺̦̞̱̯̖͇̮̪̜̘̤̿̎̊̔͋̅̃͋̅̀͑̈͆̅̈́͆̇̃̀́́̂̔̂́̑̇̊̓̿͛̌̅̊̎͋͋̊̈́̎̈́̃͛͊̊́̉̍̆̾͐̂̐̊̑̐̆̒͌̑̎͆͛͐̏͂͐͂́̊͆̅̚̚̕͘̕̚̕͘̕͘͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅ ̷̢̛̛̛̛̭̻̙̻͈͓̫̮̥̥̝̥̪̤̙͙̯̤͙̜̰̬̫͉̀͌̅͂̌̉̇̒͐͊̃̒̈͊̇͑̔̊̆̈́̾̎̃̈́͊̄̇͛̎̈͒͑̾͗̌̓̈́́̅̀̐̓̅̄̈́̃͗̒͆͐̈́̆͛͐͊̄̒̋͐͗̑̋̍̈́͊̐̑̒̒̆̆̿̾̿̾̂̊̔́̾̀̀̃̅͑̽͛̇̐͆̌̊͋̒̽̓̏͛̎̊̆̉̓͋̓̈́̓̿̒͂̔̊̏͛͆́̉̔̅̃͒̑̃̋͆́̓͑̈́̎͗̒̏̔̃̔̀̆͌̐̽̈̎͑͂͒̊̔̉͌̅̈͆̐͛͗̅̑̒̑̐͆͊̈́͂̉͑̈̍̉̄́̊̀͑̎̋̑̅̂̽̀̈́͂̅̃̊̈́̓́̃͋͋̌̾̓̏̿͗͑̽͑͒͑̍͋͋̋͋͑͐̎̿͘͘͘̕̕͘̕̕͘̕̕̚̕̕̚͝͠͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͝ͅM̷̢̢̧̢̢̨̡̨̢̨̛̛̛̛̛̛̦̬͎̻̪͈̤͇̞͈̱̗͚̟̘̘̤̹͉̻̠̘̬̰̠̰͎͚̭̲̩̥͈̝̖͉̲͖͓͈̳̜̹͔͇̼̖̣͍͙͔͈͚͕̹͔͕̯͇͙̱̱̠̯̣̐̋̐̉̀͑̇̋̇̉̌̔̀͂̈̈́̆̈́̈͗͊̅̂̂̑́͛̽͛͋̿̒̄̊́̑̅͆͋̒͂̔̐͂̒̌͗͒̐̌̈́̈́̒̍̈́̈́̀̾͗̑̈̽͗́̽͌́̉͗̊͒͊͑̊͑͆͆̊̆͒͌͊́̈́̄͊̍́͌̈́̾̒͆͊̋͛́̆̔̿̒́̀͊́́͗̉͒͆͛̊͂̊̀̑́́́̃̇̾̃̆̂͒̍͊̆̉͐̔̍̎̓̃́̔̉̈̀͆̓̈́̐̐̍́̿̿̐̂̏͛̉̀̏̊̄̔͆̀̆̀͆͒̍̈̀̅̔̀̓͆͗̓͛̓̇̈́̾̏͛͌̎̌̌͊̏͆̎̉́͌͂̊́̌̈͋̒̈́͐͛͛̓̂̌̈́̈̂̃̌̐̔͋̓̐͆̀͋͂̐͑̿͊͐̑̎̕̚̕͘̕̚̚͘̕͘̚͘̕̚̕̕̕̚̚̚̕͘͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͠͝͠͝͝͠͠͠͝͠͠͠͠ͅͅͅM̵̨̢̢̨̢̨̨̢̛̞̹͎̳̝̯̫̜̦̯͔̞͍̥͈͍͔͔͙̭͕̝̲̜͉͙͓̲̼̣̫̟͖͓͖͎̝͕̯͍̘̙̩̗͉̮̮͉̟͕̣͓̝̟̲̠͉͔͙̠͈̝͙̙̠̼̗̺͖͕̤̥̼̙̯̯̘̖̜̫̞͙̞̣̼̻̺̯̪̩̱̘̠͎͎̠̓͋͐̈́̌̈́͗͂̀̅̉̊̎̑͑͊́̅̌̈́͂͗͋̿͒̊͐̂̊̇͌̓̌̋̾͊͗͆̈́̈́̎̊͆̀̇̎̑̓̏̍̓͌̊̏̔̐̽̃̀͂͒̓͛́͊͊́̐͗̿͆̽͊͐͌̆̍͒́̽̍̎̍͋̀̈́̋͌̕̚͘͘̕͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅ ̸̢̧̢̧̡̨̢̧̡̧̡̨̨̡̨̨̢̧̡̡̛̙͚̦͍̼̮̹̣̝̝̱͈̘̤̫̻̬̲̖̤̺̼̣̦̟̙̬̼͔͔̥͈̯̻̻̼͖̖̬̠̟̫͕̩͚̪͕̙̟͓͇̝͔̤̟͇̤̮͙͕̻͎̦̣͖̮̤̤̜͖̲͎͎̞͔̦̰̟̞̟̻͓̙͇̻̫͔̗̯̳̜̮̹̰͎͔̲͚̮̺̩̤̠͍̩̩͎̩̖͚̞̮͔̠̣͖̮̟͚͚̇̋̏͗͋͛̀̒̀͛͆͂͆̈́̿̎͆̀̔̓͛̂̓̐͐̓̈́̓̔̈́̑̉̀͛̾̈́̌̓͆̑͑̌͌͐̃̂͌̾̍̽̀̎̈́̆͐̋̀̂̌͗̿̔̀̋̿̓̿̾͂͛͗͗̊̐̓̉̾͐̆͆̾̓̌͑͐̌̐̂̇̎͒̅̐́̐́̃́̑̉́̅̒̏͛̋̈́̿̐̑͌̈̇̄͒͆̈́͐̎͆͌̑͑̾̿̓̆̀̔͂͒̾̔͆͒̎̾̈͒͊́̌͐͋͐̍͆̈̒̆̀̇͗̀̈́͒͐̒̉́̑͆̆̄̇̒̈́͗̚͘̚̕͘̕̕̕̕͜͜͜͠͝͠͠͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅǪ̴̡̧̧̢̢̡̨̧̡̡̡̡̛̛̘͍̜͚̣̜̱̠͉̯̪͚̯̠̟͉̦̠̬͇̲̹͈̠͚̠̬͇̜̭͚̤̮̘͚̠̙̳̯̣͉̮̱̝̟͈͕̱̺̖͚̭̯̤̟̙̭̺͎̠̬̩̣̺̼̼̙̜̳̹̤̺̞̘̖͓̫͔̖̰͔̯̥͖͓̼̖̺̝͖̬̖͙͎̤͚͈͎̗̻̥̫̗̝̖͎̠̥̱̣̭͔̬̒͋̃͒̿͌̋̔̀͑̇̒͗̉̆͗̇̒́͌̅́͗̐͒̊͛͛͛́͌̓͛̈͆̈́̅̓̔̆͆̆͗͂̂͂͑̿̔͋̾̐́̄̎́̓̉̈̎͊̈́̂͋̋̊͑̅̅́̓̾̃͆̑̓̓͂́͊̔̀̇͐͋͊͋̓́̀̀̃͐̓̊͆̔̇̽͆̈́́͊͒͛͛̅̅̆̇̓̆̀͌̋͊̊̓̀̆̿̅͒̒̋͆͌̋̒͆̏́̈́̋͒̉͋̈́̈́̿̎̈́̔̇͐̔̀̔̍͊̀͐͛̇̌̏̃̈̂̾̂́̋͗̾̈̂͋̂̾͘͘̕̚̕͘̕͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅÓ̷̈́͐́͊͋̈̐̋̏̈́̇̐