Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 18, 1995

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Dear readers, our story begins at the North Pole... Doctor: Mrs. Claus. I'm afraid Santa is very ill. Mrs. Claus: Oh, dear! Doctor: He WILL recover, but not by Christmas! Someone else will have to deliver all the presents! Mrs. Claus: Good heavens! WHO? Doctor: Someone who not only can endure the physical hardship of traveling around the globe, but is also a good enough actor to impersonate Santa!...Someone like...like... MOE MENTUM, Hollywood Stunt Man! Moe: "HA HA HA"! No, wait. That's not right...