Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 08, 2014

I’ve been dying of curiosity ever since this:

And the sound effects have me busting a gut!

No one wants a fat tail.

Marigold gives a new meaning to “prehensile tail”.

Hmmmm, I’m not so sure it was a good idea for me to read this strip right after reading today’s Dark Side of the Horse

The unicorn horsefly must be a doozie

Careful Phoebe, Marigold can give you quite a swat to your seat with that tail.

I see now.

People should take tail fitness more seriously. Especially (mmph, ouch).

So what do you like better Unicorn Tales or Unicorn Tails?

Twitchy tail! Twitchy tail! Who knows what’s going to fall…

SCHWING.

This page looks almost Seussian! How well does Marigold paint? …well, totes headcanoning unicorn tails as stretchy boneless muscular hydrostats now.