Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 01, 2014

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    K M  over 10 years ago

    Reminds me of the Muppet Show segment where from the catwalk Scooter screams, “Swedish Chef! On stage for the percolator sketch!”, at which point the SC mutters excitedly and (as usual) incoherently, and slaps a fried egg down on the counter and runs. Straight down on the counter, no plate. A waitress shovels the egg off the counter and shuffles off. Cut to a table in the theater mess, where Floyd, the bassist for “The Electric Mayhem,” is sitting reading Variety as the waitress slaps the fried egg down on the table in front of him. “That it?” he asks, to which she replies in a cracked voice, “’Fraid so, dearie,” as she shuffles off. Reaching out toward her, Floyd asks, “Hey, can I get a handful of coffee with that?”

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    heatherjasper  over 10 years ago

    Eating Garfield-style?

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    Comics fan Premium Member over 10 years ago

    It was a difficult day.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Whatever that is he’s eating…..looks like it’s been eaten before. Urk.

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    samantha.meyer  over 4 years ago

    DISGUSTING it looks like it’s mpbeen elated and chewed before………. more than once…….. ewwwwww

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    samantha.meyer  over 4 years ago

    *been

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