Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 01, 2014
June 30, 2014
July 02, 2014
Transcript:
The Cat Lady: Listen to me, you boobs!! Rip Haywire is bluffing! He has no insurance policy worth millions! I'd know! Haywire is lying to save himself from a firing squad! He's cunning like a classic siamese! Cool like a Scottish fold! And Vanished like an English Cheshire! For the last time, Cat Lady, the rabbit goes up the hole and around the tree!
Nate Spidgewood over 10 years ago
Wait, did Rip just pull off a Houdini trick?! I hope so!
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
Lesee, up the hole…and around the tree…yep, that’s got it. Now, can someone come over here and get me loose?
lecrenb over 10 years ago
Rip’s good at untying granny knots… behind his back and blindfolded!
mntim over 10 years ago
Next time, duck tape.
johnrussco over 10 years ago
she’s doomed
pnorman1 over 10 years ago
Hey Cat Lady, maybe Cobra would lend you a set of her ermine lined hand cuffs. And her safe word.
Shotgun15 Premium Member over 10 years ago
IIRC – That was the “formula” for tying a Bowline knot, except we said it was a fox.Square knots just follow the road out that you came in on.Well, OK, I can see how this would fit – we just never tied them that way.
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Criminals should never turn to a life of crime unless they graduate from the Cub Scouts.