Transcript:
Jon: Once upon a time there was a house with a man, a dog, and a cat. The man was thin, the dog was happy, and the cat was fat. Then the cat ate my breakfast, and the dog chewed up my slippers this morning!
Garfield: This sounds familiar.
RuinQueenofOblivion almost 10 years ago
Must be Jon’s autobiography…
Wait, then they’d be asleep.
E.S.K. almost 10 years ago
“Truth is stranger than fiction.”
Can't Sleep almost 10 years ago
Does it have a happy ending?
jdcartoonreader almost 10 years ago
didn’t terry pratchett do this once?
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
The Odie says,“But I did not eat his breakfast.”
Darryl Heine almost 10 years ago
That’s how the Garfield strip is about!
meihong almost 10 years ago
Great story, Jon! As good as any I’ve read!
DannyDuck almost 10 years ago
I always used to tell stories like that to my kids. They loved it.
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
“The truth? You can’t handle the truth!”
IdahoSpud almost 10 years ago
Oh Oh! Odie’s looking worried.
rgcviper almost 10 years ago
Having a tough day, Jon?
Interesting how the story goes from the third person (“a man”) to the first (“I”), too.
(Yes … I’m a self-proclaimed grammar nerd.)
adoragem123 about 3 years ago
hey! hey! stick to the story!