Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 27, 2014

Sometimes Ralph put The Born Loser to shame.

I call those type of bags “Saw Bags” (i.e. bags that are almost impossible to open, like the traps in the “Saw” movies).

To all those scientists that say there’s no such thing as a perfect vacuum on earth haven’t tried to open one of those.

Bet you’d look great in that apron as an ugly responder.

The bow in the hair at her age and wearing pearls to the grocery store don’t get your dander up, but the apron has to go?

As to the bow, the pearls and the apron … She’s a busty redhead. If you don’t have that addiction, you won’t understand. But if you do, she can wear anything she wants.

TheBoigDoke……You just turned my stomach. The thought of Ralph getting it on is sick enough and he’s just a comic strip character. I know, she is too. But, still, that’s a disgusting thought. You know that she’d still have that apron on!