Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 01, 2014

Myrna wants him to drop out of the Ballard Amateur Robot Guild.(The BARG meets in the banquet room at the Chuck Wagon Café on odd-numbered Tuesday evenings.)

Does not compute.

Myrtle Myrna Patricia is getting fed up with all the loose bolts around the house, Roger being the biggest one.

And the goldfish can’t hold their breath any longer.

Happy Canada Day.

You’re wondering who I am-machine or mannequinWith parts made in Japan, I am the modern man

When I look at these comics I can picture them from a reality standpoint and laugh my a** off.

mornin StEL an ms BeV…!!!hay aint RogerS robut outfit on sail at WWOI…its normuly $23.57 buttits marked down to $16.77 withyer 28.850233% off coopin…. (purse analy ah wooden pey moren $13.44 furrit)O..o

GiANT spy sea yak-meetbal sammiches ar teh speshul at teh TIKI tuday… (SuSun wuz up awl nite rollin tehm big-o balls wither tiny hands)

BARG has a rival group, the Pretend Robot Organization of Ballard East, led by R2-Are Not.

@Happy, happy, happy!!! (Get well soon, Linda).Ooh…. a Van der Graaf generator Dalek…..

The Ersatz Robot Simulation Attire (Tin / Zinc) club (ERSATZ) and bunny-boy tail tickling association would like to disassociate itself from this cartoon, on the grounds that pedal-powered robots are not recognised in the rules.

My eldest son and his sons were all into robots in their school days, but the former went on to medical prostetics and the boys just finished their bach. degrees.

I’m afraid I was never very interested in robots unless a creation of my own family (which I can always admire). Nothing can do any process that has not been programmed by a human (intentionally or not) so I prefer to admire the inventor, not the invention.

I Roger.

Hullo…. yawn…. all….

I kinda remember falling asleep here last night…after a long HOT day….driving around in the heat….

then waking up and making yakballs all night…(Of course I’m careful, Bev!They’re yakkity good!)

And I know I’m tired now…so maybe my brain is a little scrambled….But I’m pretty sure this page is all messed up!

Comments are out of order…Bev answers pcolli, quoting his post,…….. hours before he supposedly posted it…..

I just checked…. profiles are messed up too.

Is this why we could barely use the site at the Sunday/Monday turn?For another dysfunctional “update?”

Presumably they’re workin’ on it…..

People in Ballard East are all a bunch of elitist snobs.

Maybe a solid gold jewel-encrusted statue would soften her mind?

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Good afternoon Balladeers and Tigressy!