Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 17, 2014
August 16, 2014
August 18, 2014
Transcript:
- Hey Tommy, I hate to ask, but could you lend me another $500? - would you mind if I crashed at your apartment for a while? I just got evicted. - My girlfriend is moving next week I can count on your help, right? Tommy often wondered why he remained best friends with a sponge cake.
JayBluE about 10 years ago
Because, somewhere in that sponge cake…. deeeeeep inside…. he knew it would be “full filling”…
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
He’s pretty sweet himself….he knows how crumby it can be, when everything is dark….In fact, as a battered young cake, he was beaten, and yet, he learned to rise up.Yeah, sure, his friend is soaking him, but even though it frosts him a little, he just can’t bring himself to speak blundtly.
bubujin_2 Premium Member about 10 years ago
Because he knew he would eventually get a rise out of it no matter how much he was battered.
Retired Dude about 10 years ago
Now he’s just the bundt of the joke.
Godfreydaniel about 10 years ago
Benny Hill at home eating with his wife: “What is this?” “It’s a sponge cake.” He pounds the table with it: it’s hard as a rock. “I can only assume you call it a sponge cake because you borrowed all the ingredients!”
Perkycat about 10 years ago
You all take the cake! Great comments!
buick322 about 10 years ago
The sponge just “soaking” up the benefits.
shipl14 about 10 years ago
He wants to layer.
JayBluE about 10 years ago
If he ever gets into tart reform, he’ll need a good layer…..