Pickles by Brian Crane for February 14, 2010

Then don’t watch. Or better yet, help!

You won’t get anything you’re wearing dirty by watching someone else doing all the work.

Good comeback, Earl…but Opal won’t appreciate your sense of humor. Take a walk and make a running start of it.

And don’t come back until after she’s done or she’ll be using you for a wash rag.

Lonewolf Agreed

Oven cleaner fumes. Goes right to the brain.

Don’t ever mix bleach with any kind of oven cleaner. My niece made that mistake once and accidentally got some on her one bare arm. She ended up having to have a skin graft.

Safety tip of the day.

I will bet earl lifts his feet when Opal vacuums also.

Very funny, Earl.

Better yet, buy a self-cleaning oven.

“Don’t look now,” Earl, “but your wearing Opal’s hand print on your cheek!”

Opal should get Earl a beer and his good slippers.

Llewellenbruce- some of oven cleaners have ammonia as an ingrediaent. Don’t mix bleach and ammonia-EVER! (Safety hint for Valentine’s day)

Earl used to be an executive. He can’t get passed the old habits. Watch ‘er work Earl. Like the old days at the shop.

That Earl, what a card!

Work is fun. I love to watch others

In “King of the Hill,” I have seen Hank wear safety goggles over his regular glasses.

Earl is asking for a good punch in the snoot… no matter HOW MANY glasses he may have on!!

Goodquestion said, about 12 hours ago

Llewellenbruce- some of oven cleaners have ammonia as an ingrediaent. Don’t mix bleach and ammonia-EVER!

Yes, That’s right! DO NOT MIX BLEACH AND AMMONIA or it will kill your lung. My father’s uncle was killed and died instantly after he poured both of chemicals in the toilet bowl accidentally.