The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for November 23, 2015
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Transcript:
Huey: Sigh... sports... I hate sports. I know nothing about sports. Done! Huey Freeman, owner, publisher, editor in chief and writer for "The Free Huey World Report," burns the midnight oil... he's rushing to get tomorrow's issue out to the readers who thirst for knowledge... rest assured, however, that the relentless pursuit of truth is never compromised. Tiger Woods wins everything; white folks slated to quit golf by 2004.
J Short almost 9 years ago
op Ten Signs Tiger Woods Is Overconfident – April 07, 2000
10. While everyone else is in Georgia, Tiger tees off from Michigan9. After 12th hole tells caddy, “Why don’t you finish up for me?”8. Doesn’t look to see where green is; just starts hitting7. On his tax return, lists his occupation as “Best Damn Golfer on Planet”6. Claims he’ll match John Daly shot-for-shot both on the green and in the bar5. Bought 20-foot wallet in anticipation of winning giant check4. Offers to play entire tournament with nothing but a rake3. When asked, “What do you think of the competition?” laughs his ass off for 20 minutes2. Vows that if he doesn’t win, he’ll go to Cuba in Elian Gonzalez’s place1. Let himself balloon to 334 pounds
Mijo94 almost 9 years ago
Why didn’t you just get Riley to do that section? He most likely would of had some knowledge or even Cesar