The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for May 30, 2021
May 29, 2021
May 31, 2021
Transcript:
Jazmine: Hey, Huey - your mom is so fat that when her clothes get stretched out - wait... that's not right - Your mom's so fat that um - stretchy clothes don't fit? No, that's not it... oh! I remember - she's so fat that her waistline - oops... that's a different one... I got it, Huey! Your Mommy's so fat because she doesn't work out, see, and... drats - I just had it. I'll call you right back. Granddad: Boy, Jazmine called again. Something about your Mommy gained all this weight so her clothes don't fit and when she puts them on she gets really sad.
Johnny Q Premium Member over 3 years ago
Your Mom is so fat, her middle name is “Damn!”
Dean over 3 years ago
In this day and age one should not comment about body issues, but that third runner up on this year’s American Idol was … wow.
J Short over 3 years ago
She’s so fat she’s got a group insurance policy.
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
She’s so fat, that when she goes to the movies, she takes up all the rows.
WilliamDoerfler over 3 years ago
I laughed out loud.I hope Huey married Jazmine.
GavinHamilton over 3 years ago
I don’t want to be serious – hey, it’s just a comic strip. But isn’t Jazmine being kind of mean about the tragedy of Huey’s motherlessness, whatever that story was.