Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 23, 2014
Transcript:
Mom: "What are you doing down there, Calvin?" Calvin: "Shh, mom! Go away! Susie's coming down the walk and I'm going to throw some crab apples at her" Mom: "Oh, no, you're not! Put those down!" Calvin: "AWWW, MOM!" Mom: "Don't throw crab apples at ANYone. They're hard and you could really hurt someone" Calvin: "Ok, ok" Susie: "What are you doing down there, Calvin?" Calvin: "Shh, Susie! Go away! I'm going to throw this squishy old tomato at my mom"
BE THIS GUY over 10 years ago
Calvin’s butt is going to be squishy and sore if he goes through with it.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Nothing like going from bad to extremelyyyyyyyyyyyy bad!" ;)
rshive over 10 years ago
At least Calvin took the lecture to heart. The tomato won’t hurt Mom. Whether Mom will hurt Calvin is another matter.
watmiwori over 10 years ago
Mom is a real party pooper.
KeepKeeper over 10 years ago
There was a time when the experts said we should let out children express themselves. That was nice only if after their expression, the parent gets to express themselves. The learning process is then complete.
Zero-Gabriel over 10 years ago
@Calvin
Go ahead, your Mom’s a big girl, she can take it…
Hobbes Premium Member over 10 years ago
If Calvin goes through with his plan, he may get a beating around the bush.
Click here: Calvin and Hobbes (April 29, 1991)Click here: Peanuts (July 19, 1952)Click here: Ziggy (March 29, 2003)Cameron1988 Premium Member over 10 years ago
I think Calvin, got dropped on the head, when he was a baby
Poollady over 10 years ago
Squishy things are much better than hard things…………………………well SOME things ! LOL
jbmlaw01 over 10 years ago
Calvin grew up to be Garrison Keillor.
Hobbes Premium Member over 10 years ago
@Tacvopielvr: Yes, if you look at how Susie’s head is very round and almost as big as the rest of her body, you can see a lot of similarity to Charlie Brown in the strip I posted today — especially since both of them are shown in profile.
Number Three over 10 years ago
You do that, Calvin and see just what happens.
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Susie Derkins D: over 10 years ago
Go ahead youll be in deep trouble.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
“So Calvin skips the frying pan to dive into the fire.”.No, I am sure the frying pan could be put to good use…
leopardglily over 2 years ago
Crabapples are not hard Mum??