Ted Rall for July 01, 2014
June 30, 2014
July 02, 2014
Transcript:
Dear Female Laborer: Welcome to work at our Corporation. If you have sex, we will decide which contraceptive, if any, you may use. (Man: Never seen that before.) (Voice: My company covers the female condom.) If your birth control fails, we will decide whether or not to pay for your abortion. (Man 2: $300 for her or $300 for me. Tough choice.) If you bring your chind to term, we will decide whether or not to grant you maternity leave. (Man 3: Can't you just pump yer udders?) If we grant you maternity leave, we will decide whether you still have a job when it's over. Dear Child Laborer: I am your father. -The corporation.
