Ted Rall for June 30, 2014

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Back in "The day," congress fried chicken ruled the food franchise roost. (Man 1: Lines out the door!) (Man 2: Everyone ate here.) But there were only two items on the menu. (Woman: People demand variety.) (Man 3: Both menu items taste awful- and they get worse every year.) Now their approval rating is down to 9%. (Woman 2: What about a third dish? Or tastier food?) (Man 4: We're not the problem. The people are ingrates!) Time to play the guilt card. (Woman 2: What are you- apathetic?) (Man 4: If you don't buy our wings, the drumsticks will win!)