Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 21, 2014
Transcript:
Patrick: Let's all go to the beach! Norman: Dad hates the beach. Patrick: Why does he hate the beach? Norman: He hates to get wet! Patrick: He doesn't have to get wet! June: He'll want to go home after 5 minutes! Norman: He'll be OK. We'll bring him some chips! Ralph: You can't call yourself a dad until your family talks about you like you're not there!
locake over 10 years ago
He could just stay home while the rest of the family goes.
robert423elliott almost 2 years ago
Nope. Wouldn’t work. You must not be married or you’d know that if he suggested that, she would say, “No, if you’re not coming then we’re just not going to go”! Now, you’ve ruined it for everyone. Everyone COULD have been happy, but nope, not gonna be allowed to happen!