The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 18, 2014

The two Rons match the shirt to the stain. One was raspberry, the other blueberry and strawberry. They both look like green pea eaters to me.

Well, I suppose that’s slightly better than the classic “two Wongs don’t make a Wright”.

I brought ‘em on a Monday and my heart stood stillIt’s bad you Ron-Ron, it’s bad Ron-RonIt looks like my shirt has been washed in swillIt’s bad you Ron-Ron, it’s bad Ron-Ron

Dingy ??

And Ron White isn’t a very clean guy either.

two wrights made an airplane

And…..three rights make a left!

BAD PUN !!!!

Clothes encounters of the worst kind

Or..since Ron White is known for blue collar comedy, the customer should have said these collars are still stained…

:-)

Is that Pastis hiding behind the door?!? . . . ☻

Snerk!

It’d be hard to get those shirts white! Another coloring error!