The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 19, 2014
July 18, 2014
July 20, 2014
Transcript:
REPAIRMAN: OK, SIR, YOUR ANTIQUE RECORD PLAYER'S FIXED. SYLVESTER THE CAT: THUFFERIN' THUCKOTASH! THO, CAN I PUT ON MY FAVORITE THONG? REPAIRMAN: UH, I'M HAPPILY MARRIED, SIR.
Bilan over 10 years ago
Where do I plug my iPod into that thing?
Superfrog over 10 years ago
Thilliest thing I ever thaw.
PICTO over 10 years ago
Shoe salesman to woman: “Please sit down and I’ll be happy to look up your thize.”
Hussell over 10 years ago
Had to read it twice before I got it, but then lol!
J Short over 10 years ago
Thong, schmong; you’re standing their naked as it is.
bjy1293 Premium Member over 10 years ago
rimshot. thanks Scott.
Darryl Heine over 10 years ago
Why not something related to Tweety, who “Tawt he taw a puddy tat”?
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 10 years ago
It’s Risky Business – featuring Tomcat Cruise
Fan o’ Lio. over 10 years ago
He lithps exthps when he thays Ithica.
meowlin over 10 years ago
“You’re Thor?…”
heatherjasper over 10 years ago
Ooh. My.