Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 21, 2010
Transcript:
Poncho: Forgive me, master, for I have sinned. It's been fourteen dog years since my last confession. Chazz: ? Poncho: I coveted another dog's chew toy. Chazz: What?! You've done way more stuff that that! What about all the garbage you got into, the cats' food you ate, the mooching, the chewing-- Poncho: All right! All right! Can't we just lump everything I've done up to this point together? I just want to start fresh, and I need your forgiveness. Chazz: Well, okay. I forgive you. Poncho: You do? Ha! You said it! You forgive me! Ha! Chazz: What were you just doing in the kitchen?
WoodEye over 14 years ago
He beat you again Chazz!
carmy over 14 years ago
and he looks oh so sincere, yeah right!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
You probably don’t want to go in there and look, Chazz!
Hillbillyman over 14 years ago
Trying to get a piece of toast out of the toaster with a fork.
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
A pyrhic victory, because you’re going to die now.
darkfox963 over 14 years ago
Too late Chazz, you already forgive Poncho
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Poncho should be in the movies. He can out act any of the present canine stars. He’s the DeNiro of dogs.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Like he hasn’t forgiven him time and again…This IS a poodle, isn’t it? Certainly ACTS like one.
skiokanagan over 14 years ago
His master should just drop him off at the pound.
jaeldid66 over 14 years ago
Chaz OBVIOUSLY doesn’t have children, or he would never have fallen for this