Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for February 18, 2010

Thank you for playing.

Ut oh, Zig’s had it…….er………got it……….er…..something.

How to count like a doctor:

“In my vast experience” (“I’ve seen one case of this”)

“In my series of cases” (“I’ve seen it twice”)

“Time after time after time” (“I’ve seen it three times”)

That should console me? Forget it! What do I care about you and your career?

Well, Macushlalondra, if Ziggy has a good press agent (and the doctor’s ego isn’t TOO big) he might get to have the disease named for him…

Worked for Lou Gehrig… bless him

Once more, get a second opinion, Ziggy

Why do you think they call the stuff they make up drugs in “TEST tubes”?

Did I just hear a duck in the clinic?

Medicare/Medicaid won’t cover it. Maybe he can get a NIH grant.

There is a reason it is called practicing medicine.