Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 17, 2010

That’s a gas.

Spook had his cell remodeled. he had an outside window installed.

the King just arrested a bunch and Spook, having seniority, gets the top bunk.(room)

Its the cows, man The cows make the biggest carbon footprint. If we all went veggie and ate only cabbage, our carbon foot print woul—. Oh, scratch that idea.

Have you stopped eating beans?

If someone wanted to really reduce their carbon footprint I think it would be a better idea to give up breaded mushrooms and budweiser… Oh and I should add it’s a good thing you don’t have smell-a-vision on your computer!

That’s FUNNY!

That’s a METHANE footprint. Carbon copy that and send it to the guys who make up the science for this whole discussion, pro and con.

Hey free, the formula for methane is CH4 (the simplest hydrocarbon).

By the way since wetlands produce mathane due to rotting vegetation, probably in vast quantities, I have yet to hear any enviros complain about swamp farts!

That’s because they’re up to their a$$ in alligators!

Good one Radish!….

Spook say’s..”a fart…a fart, a kingdom for a fart”