Close to Home by John McPherson for February 11, 2010

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    lfanterickson  almost 15 years ago

    How sad.

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    margueritem  almost 15 years ago

    Yes, you sly dog, you’ve figured it out.

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    Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Ha ha ha ha ha!

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    gtsagan  almost 15 years ago

    So, do they drown?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    couldn’t take twelve more years of looking at those drapes, anyway

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    fredbuhl  almost 15 years ago

    Twelve more years to enjoy that insurance policy payoff.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 15 years ago

    Come to think of it…. it WAS about the time the life insurance became effective.

    Marriage counselor: don’t you think sex is important to a marriage?

    Wife: Of course I do. but this animal wants it 2 or 3 times a year!

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    bald  almost 15 years ago

    rac0308:

    his birthday, her birthday and their anniversary?

    how about valentines day too.

    oh wait, his birthday is the same day as their anniversary

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    mrslukeskywalker  almost 15 years ago

    Yes, and if she forbids you to think about sex too, maybe you’ll die even faster.

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    comYics  almost 15 years ago

    Sounds kinda trendy.

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    DebJ4  almost 15 years ago

    Technically speaking - celibate merely means NOT married. Not sure when the word began to mean more than that - but the ORIGINAL meaning of the word was merely to remain unmarried - usually for religious reasons.

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    davesmithsit  almost 15 years ago

    Do it every day, either alone or with somebody. Just stay healthy.

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