Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 19, 2010

My toaster has three ‘instant setting’ buttons: bagel frozen cancel

No butter dispenser though…..

:(

We’re cyber-traveling into infinity and I can’t find a practical toaster anywhere anymore.

Great idea! until the butter spoils from not being refrigerated. I wonder how to refill it…

I want one!

It’s made for lazy wifes…

@johnparadox… my toaster has one setting - burn

Potential problem: toast gets jammed in the mechanism.

“Honey, I just got a toast jam. Come and fix it!”

“What do you mean, fix it? I like jam on my toast.”

“No, not jam - I meant, jam! The toast got stuck, so you gotta take the toaster apart to get the toast out.”

How lazy have we become?

They should have buttons on there for peanut butter & cream cheese too.

You could use that fake butter stuff. I worked at a restaurant in undergrad that had both butter and coffee creamer that you didn’t have to refrigerate. I was a little afraid of the stuff, personally, but customers used it, so maybe it wasn’t too bad.

there’s an old thing called a butterbell, lets yo keep butter out

I want that toaster. Better start inventing!