Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 02, 2014

Sounds serious, Cosmo! You’re just going to have to stop going to parties! =-O

Ever feel that “All the world’s a tuxedo, and you’re a pair of brown shoes”?

Hey Norm! How’s the world treating you?Like a newspaper in a bird cage.

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“The world’s a mad dog and my shorts are made out of Milkbones!”

Yes, I do. Why?

So, if I club you with a bat, I’ll get all the candy?

My sentiments exactly, Cosmo!