Truth Facts by Wulff & Morgenthaler for July 20, 2014

Thanks for changing the background dolor!

The ones who do it the way you like it (Mom), and the ones who don’t because they couldn’t be bothered to learn (Dad).

What’s this cutting in half at all business? Man up!- Dad

My wife, being one of three sisters, taught me how to cut sandwiches into 3.

I’ve watched grown men tear the crusts of their bread off in jail. It was a sad reflection of the state of manhood in our society.

I wonder what I am? I don’t even cut mine in half.

I aint cutting my sammich for no body

When I was five, I got butterfly shaped sandwiches. Not all the time, but it was special.

Cute, but it’s the other way around in my house.

Not me. My folks have never cut me sandwiches.