If he’s all that omnipotent, why didn’t he just create his own? Maybe it’s a flat-pack pizza and he enjoys the challenge of assembling it.
Kid most likely drove a Ford Pinto with Firestone 500 tires to make the delivery . Now there is no going back.
Kevin had just delivered God’s pizza and was about to get back in his car when a meteor screamed out of the sky and killed him deader than a hammer, and he woke up in Hell, innocent victim of the chef’s little joke of adding extra anchovies.
On the contrary, I figure his only reason for ordering the pizza in the first place was to give business to the company.
the mystic pizza with extra mushrooms
“This better be free. It took you seven days to deliver!”
Hey, He rested on the seventh day…had to get dinner SOMEhow! Orthodox Jews don’t work at all on the Sabbath, including the work of cooking meals.
John Deering and John Newcombe
John Deering
pcolli over 10 years ago
If he’s all that omnipotent, why didn’t he just create his own? Maybe it’s a flat-pack pizza and he enjoys the challenge of assembling it.
Agent54 over 10 years ago
Kid most likely drove a Ford Pinto with Firestone 500 tires to make the delivery . Now there is no going back.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
Kevin had just delivered God’s pizza and was about to get back in his car when a meteor screamed out of the sky and killed him deader than a hammer, and he woke up in Hell, innocent victim of the chef’s little joke of adding extra anchovies.
Stephen Gilberg over 10 years ago
On the contrary, I figure his only reason for ordering the pizza in the first place was to give business to the company.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 10 years ago
the mystic pizza with extra mushrooms
khcm1157 over 10 years ago
“This better be free. It took you seven days to deliver!”
Tandembuzz over 10 years ago
Hey, He rested on the seventh day…had to get dinner SOMEhow! Orthodox Jews don’t work at all on the Sabbath, including the work of cooking meals.