Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 09, 2014

The squeaky wheel gets the grease, or,The nail that sticks up gets hammered down…

If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.

Abraham Maslow

That pretty much narrows it down.

“Sometimes you say that you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you.”Actually, that’s only been said once.

Sometimes you get screwed, sometimes you get glued. Don’t ask anymore questions, I’m not in the mood.

Sometimes you’re the windshield. Sometimes you’re the bug. (Mary-Chapin Carpenter).

Tell it to Bobby Darin….

Hit the nail on the head he did.

A good carpenter will do his work and then varnish without a trace..

The essential difference between a wood screw and a machine screw is that the machine screw is pointless.

Sometimes you get nailed; sometimes you get screwed; and sometimes you gotta know when to bolt.

Carpenter psychology.