Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 05, 2010

Then why are you at Roz’s?

Was she flying a hot-grease’in airline?

Roz’s kitchen is an accident waiting to happen

Do you fear the Great White Hunter?

She should never fly when she frys or fry when she flys. She should never eat at Roz’s or she’ll develop a fear of dieing.

I wonder how many other phobia’s she’s got.

I think I could develop a fear of her personality!

whmill; Right: Accidents cause people.

I have a fear of frying bacon in the nude.

And then she flew by the KFC…

The accident has happened.

now it is being served.

I’m more reluctant to eat in restaurants after the first season of Kitchen Nightmares than I am reluctant to fly.

Well, I have a standing bet that more people survived the Titanic disaster than the sum total of all the people who have survived similarly serious commercial airline disasters SINCE the Titanic. ( It has to have hit the ground with a THUD, just skidding off the runway after it’s on the ground doesn’t count as a serious disaster. )

The title of the book is….. “When bad things happen to bad friers and first time fliers”

Those who surrender their lives to Jesus Christ no longer have a fear of frying.

“You shall know the truth; and the truth shall set you free”

Yer wasting yer breath trying to reason with people who are highly religious!

a bird that can fly but is afraid of flying

What’s a Byrd like you doing in a dive like this.

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One possible phobia is that of being plucked ( to pluck feathers from a chicken) That can be devastating for a middle aged fowl . A large step past “flying “, larger step towards “frying “.