Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 23, 2010

Has he tried the Trojan Horse or the “Trojan” Rabbit?

You don’t have that many tickets for that size group.

This is war good buddy.

Ah! The Vikings cometh!

Very, very clever - I wonder how much a ticket costs?

Distract them! Fling a few hundred pounds of lutefisk outside the castle walls with the castle’s trebuchet!

??lutefisk …. sounds ….er ….fishy.

It’s called ‘immigration policy’. It’s not PC to object.

Don’t think i’d want to be the tour guide for that crowd.

Ten thousand - just think of the Fink’s take on a tour that size. By the way, I wonder what percentage King Fink gets.

What trebuchet? The ‘fink’–er, King doesn’t have that big of a defense budget. I, mean, look who he has for a ‘commanding officer’–Rodney, who has already left town!!!

kjaneh said, about 9 hours ago

Very, very clever - I wonder how much a ticket costs?

If the salesmen isn’t careful it could cost him an arm and a leg… Clever indeed!

I believe that makes him eligible for the group discount rates.

And we need a group discount on the earphones also…..

Just one problem, guys: those are the Huns. They have always been the Huns. (They have also been consistently dressed in a misleading way, so far as I know, but we’ll leave the Fashion Storm Troopers out of this one!)

:))

and lutfisk is delicious if done right,