Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 27, 2010

And this is for her late husband!

She must of really loved her husband.

Most take better care of the departed at the cemetery than when alive…

Fat free at last, fat free at last, I may be dead but, thank God Almighty I’m fat free at last.

As I recall, the undertaker here always wears this costume.

What happened to the apron?

I tell my wife what I want on my tombstone all the time… “Here lies the healtheast dead person I ever knew”

Undertakers in westerns and dated shows are almost always seen as wearing stovepipe hats. I doubt very much this has anything to do with Black history.

I know, he could have lost at least fifteen pounds of ugly fat on the guillotine diet.

She’s wearing a black arm band, so the stone obviously is for her husband.

What would you like on the headstone?

How about..”Here lies Lester Moore, died of 3 slugs from a forty-four…no Les’…no more”..

window washer Eben Blue reposes in this section. when the dinner whistle blew he jumped in the wrong direction.

here lies Sherriff Bill Hennessey - who shot it out with 4 horse thieves and killed 3 of them.

here lies the body of William Gray who died defending his right-of-way he had the light. he had the pluck. but the other fellow had the truck.

and my all-time favourite.. he flew through the air with the greatest of ease but not any more. he missed the trapeze.

I like the Sheriff Bill Hennessy one the best @yyyguy!

I know…I know ..we could go on all day like this… but my dog needs to take it’s daily walk…

Oh….one last epitaph…. there’s a headstone that actually say’s……………..

“I told you I was sick!”