One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for February 18, 2022

Wow, I thought there was going to be another Avis for a moment!

If that’s what decaf does to her, it’s a good thing it wasn’t regular coffee.

Back in high school, they gave a kid some alfalfa to smoke, and he thought he got high. The power of suggestion.

Decaf and instant? Noooo!

So this is proof that Ruthie is selfcaffinated…

Back in the 70s, they busted some guy selling dime bags labeled Kentucky Blue. After analysis, they dropped the charges. Turns out the guy was selling the suckers baggies of actual dried Kentucky blue grass for $10 a pop…

Ralph and Ed got drunk on a bottle of grape juice.

I could never understand why people drink decaffeinated coffee, what’s the point? It’s the same with no proof booze. Why spend the money. Oh well. Hey Sheila, pour me another tequila please. May I see the label on that bottle first?

Ruthie the great pretender… (¬‿¬)

Ruthie described me if been caffeine, decaf is safe.

For today’s comic Avis is without her makeup and has been diagnosed a paranoic. Such people think themselves the center of attention and by powerful forces. They must be told no one is interested in them.