Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 16, 2014

The only way this will work is by a judicious application of cartoon physics. I think Dan has a degree in cartoon physics, so I’m not too worried.

Did the blonde join the two other girls as part of Rip’s entourage? I can’t tell.

“Hold my beer and watch this!”

Law 1: Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.Law 2: Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter intervenes suddenly.Law 3: Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter.Law 4: The time required for an object to fall 20 stories is greater than or equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral down 20 flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.Law 5: All principles of gravity are negated by fear.Law 6: As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once.Law 7: Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot.Law 8: Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent.Law 9: Anvils are virtual objects and may be spontaneously generated by improper thoughts. Due to this strange composition the following properties hold for the anvil: 9.a Everything falls faster than an anvil. 9.b All motion ceases in the shadow of an anvil.Law 10: For every vengeance there is an equal and opposite revengeance.