Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for July 30, 2014

and the tarot says we should be using the crystal ball

Or maybe the tarot cards will say she needs a palm reading.

No, no, you need some Windex.

And the G-d@m hand warmer!

But the Tarot Cards just say that you will meet a tall dark stranger!

I LOVE the make up on the two Mediums, Thom! They even have “beauty” marks!

Not beauty marks. They are blackheads….

Isn’t tarot a plant? Oh, wait a minute… that’s taro!Sorry…

They better first check with an astrologist.

Never mix up your mediums when telling fortunes. Good one, THOM.