Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 13, 2010

………..but diamonds are a girl’s best friend!!!!

And sometimes a guys worst enemy.

Fast fingers discount

Is that ‘cool hand loot?’

There’s no gift card for that.

Do it the old fashioned way and earn it. I may not be as exciting, but it keeps you out of jail.

Can’t even make a dishonest dollar anymore.

(Q): What do you steal for the girl who has everything?

(A): Nothing! You steal FROM her! She probably won’t even miss it…

DR Phil She told me not to get her anything. Do I believe her?

fish stix, isn’t that an oxymoron? like marriage…..he’ll be doing time. no gift is worth that. who knew?

In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get more work for good behavior.

I knew there had to be a “jail bird” in this strip.

If he hadn’t tried to lift the WHOLE shop, he might have gotten away with it. Someone needed to explain the term.

DIAMONDS?…-NOT ANYMORE, A GIRLS BEST FRIEND IS HER CELL PHONE! [YAK-YAK-YAK]

fritzoid - that’s hilarious! I’m gonna steal that from you if you don’t mind…