ā¦ā¦ā¦..but diamonds are a girlās best friend!!!!
And sometimes a guys worst enemy.
Fast fingers discount
Is that ācool hand loot?ā
Thereās no gift card for that.
Do it the old fashioned way and earn it. I may not be as exciting, but it keeps you out of jail.
Canāt even make a dishonest dollar anymore.
(Q): What do you steal for the girl who has everything?
(A): Nothing! You steal FROM her! She probably wonāt even miss itā¦
DR Phil She told me not to get her anything. Do I believe her?
fish stix, isnāt that an oxymoron? like marriageā¦..heāll be doing time. no gift is worth that. who knew?
In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get more work for good behavior.
I knew there had to be a ājail birdā in this strip.
If he hadnāt tried to lift the WHOLE shop, he might have gotten away with it. Someone needed to explain the term.
DIAMONDS?ā¦-NOT ANYMORE, A GIRLS BEST FRIEND IS HER CELL PHONE! [YAK-YAK-YAK]
fritzoid - thatās hilarious! Iām gonna steal that from you if you donāt mindā¦
Rick McKee
MontanaLady almost 15 years ago
ā¦ā¦ā¦..but diamonds are a girlās best friend!!!!
Yukoner almost 15 years ago
And sometimes a guys worst enemy.
poppy1313 almost 15 years ago
Fast fingers discount
Pacejv almost 15 years ago
Is that ācool hand loot?ā
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Thereās no gift card for that.
jrbj almost 15 years ago
Do it the old fashioned way and earn it. I may not be as exciting, but it keeps you out of jail.
wicky almost 15 years ago
Canāt even make a dishonest dollar anymore.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago
(Q): What do you steal for the girl who has everything?
(A): Nothing! You steal FROM her! She probably wonāt even miss itā¦
lewisbower almost 15 years ago
DR Phil She told me not to get her anything. Do I believe her?
ronaldmundy almost 15 years ago
fish stix, isnāt that an oxymoron? like marriageā¦..heāll be doing time. no gift is worth that. who knew?
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get more work for good behavior.
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
I knew there had to be a ājail birdā in this strip.
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
If he hadnāt tried to lift the WHOLE shop, he might have gotten away with it. Someone needed to explain the term.
hoodlumsaint almost 15 years ago
DIAMONDS?ā¦-NOT ANYMORE, A GIRLS BEST FRIEND IS HER CELL PHONE! [YAK-YAK-YAK]
treBsdrawkcaB almost 15 years ago
fritzoid - thatās hilarious! Iām gonna steal that from you if you donāt mindā¦