Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 28, 2010

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    I think his dates are going to be real speedy.

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    tbree  over 14 years ago

    I think he’ll only get a date with someone as drunk as he is.

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    He’ll be finished in seconds.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    Speed exiting by the opposite sex.

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    sjoujke  over 14 years ago

    Is this what they mean when they refer to “getting Bunged up”?

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    *Hot Rod*  over 14 years ago

    I see spiders.

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    Joe, in addition a touch hole is the hole at the back end of a cannon where the slow match touches off the powder.

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    Tsali-Queyi  over 14 years ago

    The touch hole is the hole at the breech end of a flintlock rifle or pistol. The proper name for the hole on a cannon is the vent, although some refer to it as the touch hole. I am a Civil War reenactor artillerist and have owned a cannon for 15 years.

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    Trainwreck_1  over 14 years ago

    Well I’m sure your speed date will get the shock of her life Bung… One way or another!

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    rumplesnitz  over 14 years ago

    Thins the herd most efficiently…

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    boldyuma  over 14 years ago

    “My names Bung….James Bung”….. Commander….

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Of course, Doctor Toon, the cartoonists themselves have been known to call the citizens of this benighted little kingdom “Idiots”. That is humor.

    Calling other people in real life figurative idiots may be a good way of pointing out that they’re being silly. That too is humor.

    Calling other people in real life real idiots, on the other hand, had better be calling a spade a spade or else it’s anything but helpful. Either way, it’s not humor.

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Bung, I’d say go with the stand-up comedian line. In your time and place, that’s pretty much what you are. :)

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