Red and Rover by Brian Basset for August 11, 2014

Awww, come on, Red! Rover really Needs that new squeaky toy! ;)

Rover’s been working hard for his squeaky toy…and would it kill Red to throw in some Milky Bones?

Maybe you need to buy out the competition, Red.

Try to sell icecream!!

I remember having a lemon aid stand when I was a kid. I don’t remember having any competition..Ah, those were the days…

It reminds me of times when I’d go to homeschooling conferences as a vendor with my homeschool courses, and I’d see people gathered around other people’s tables and nobody would come to mine.

Then as the years went by, and I started getting a customer base and I got better at being a vendor, things turned around and sometimes I’d be getting more business than the people around me instead. Then I’d see other vendors looking at me jealously! That always feels so weird!!

Sorry Rover.

This just proves it. A pretty face will out sell even quality. Two pretty faces even better. Advertising 101!

Yeah, Red. Rover is saving up for a new squeaky toy!

Um, does Rover take the money to the store on his own?