Jon: I washed the car with my favorite old t-shirt today. It felt like I had insulted it. How does one apologize to a t-shirt?
Garfield: Usually in front of a therapist.
Come on guys, you know how you feel when you see your favorite tied died banners of your youth having its detergent virginity broken while SHE is washing the sink. You would cry out in protest but SHE is washing the sink and you don’t want to. So you shuffled to the couch mumbling, Dicky played that night.” and remember how good life was.
My lifetime teeshirt collection gives more to reminisce over than looking at a photo album. Considering a lot of the band tee shirts cost $50.00 and up each, they won’t be washing any cars, ever.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
You could’ve took the car through the automatic car wash Jon.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Just throw the shirt away and by a new one.
moronbis over 14 years ago
Garfield is not the one to look for answers…
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Not a good idea to tell anybody about THAT incident, Jon!
kjaneh over 14 years ago
Good to see that John has got his hair back.
Maybe John and Garfield should both go and see a therapist. Should make for an interesting comic strip!
Joe_Minotaur over 14 years ago
SomeBOTy needs to be declawed. FLAG ‘em if you got ‘em.
kpreethy over 14 years ago
dnt u think dhfjh is speaking rubbish
poppy1313 over 14 years ago
Right Susan… the Car didn’t like it ether
GreighWolf over 14 years ago
Ewww, that old and ratty thing? Poor car.
PS. Spammer flagged.
Dkram over 14 years ago
SHAM-WOW!
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travburg1 over 14 years ago
The guy that hawk Sham_W on the idiot box reminds me of Jon’s ratty old T-shirt.
Jascat over 14 years ago
The ShamWow guy is so hyper, I always expect his head to explode (which might not be a BAD thing!) Then people could clean up mess with SHAMWOW! >-)
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
We’ve seen your other clothes, Jon. Humanity needs the apology and the T likely looks BETTER.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Come on guys, you know how you feel when you see your favorite tied died banners of your youth having its detergent virginity broken while SHE is washing the sink. You would cry out in protest but SHE is washing the sink and you don’t want to. So you shuffled to the couch mumbling, Dicky played that night.” and remember how good life was.
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
Jon, your talk doesn’t make any sense. Why do you think your old T-shirt does anything to insult you for? DUUHH!
boldyuma over 14 years ago
Old Grateful Dead T-shirts CAN talk,,,,, They might speak volumes about all those great concerts that you went to….
Nah….nobody remembers exactly what happened at a Grateful Dead concert…..Isn’t that right ‘Old Hipster’?
mrslukeskywalker over 14 years ago
My lifetime teeshirt collection gives more to reminisce over than looking at a photo album. Considering a lot of the band tee shirts cost $50.00 and up each, they won’t be washing any cars, ever.