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Benicio Del Toro is on the phone - he’d like to remind you to see The WOLFMAN. Buy tickets NOT bullets… [commenter receives no compensation for plug - as usual]
good old rac0308, my arch nemesis commented one hour before I typed in this:
but wait, there’s more— if you take advantage of this offer RIGHT NOW, we will give you another bottle of ‘werewolf eradicator’ absolutely FREE!
just pay separate shipping and handling…
We’ll not only double the offer, but in the next 10 minutes we’ll include a sliver cross that if you hold up to the light you see the Lord’s prayer! Imagine the look on your vampire’s face when he is not only transfixed by the power of the cross but the Lord’s words as well!
So you get:
Two silver bullets!
Two Werewolf Eradicators!
Four splintery wood stakes!
Eight cloves of garlic!
and the Vampire and Werewolf repelling Silver cross with Lord’s prayer!
All for twelve easy payments of $49.95 plus shipping and handling and two pints of your blood!
Call now and get express delivery - our delivery man will fly over. Your credit is good! All that is needed is the down payment of two pints…
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
Geesh! Inflation is everywhere–even in the sphere (pun alert, if you’re sleepy) of occult remedies!
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
Doesn’t that come with a free sample-size bottle of Vamp-Off vampire repellent?
zero almost 15 years ago
Benicio Del Toro is on the phone - he’d like to remind you to see The WOLFMAN. Buy tickets NOT bullets… [commenter receives no compensation for plug - as usual]
Plods with ...â„¢ almost 15 years ago
but wait theres more! if you call in the next ten minutes we’ll double your order ( you only pay the $23.95 shipping and handling fee ).
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
good old rac0308, my arch nemesis commented one hour before I typed in this:
but wait, there’s more— if you take advantage of this offer RIGHT NOW, we will give you another bottle of ‘werewolf eradicator’ absolutely FREE! just pay separate shipping and handling…
both of us obviously watches too much tv
gopuppy almost 15 years ago
We’ll not only double the offer, but in the next 10 minutes we’ll include a sliver cross that if you hold up to the light you see the Lord’s prayer! Imagine the look on your vampire’s face when he is not only transfixed by the power of the cross but the Lord’s words as well!
So you get:
Two silver bullets! Two Werewolf Eradicators! Four splintery wood stakes! Eight cloves of garlic! and the Vampire and Werewolf repelling Silver cross with Lord’s prayer!
All for twelve easy payments of $49.95 plus shipping and handling and two pints of your blood!
Call now and get express delivery - our delivery man will fly over. Your credit is good! All that is needed is the down payment of two pints…
Plods with ...â„¢ almost 15 years ago
Gee - Ya think nighthawks?
My alarm goes off @ 0230 CST you know what’s on at that time of the morning
kit_jefferson almost 15 years ago
And if you order two you will get them both for the same price of $19.95
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
I don’t miss TV.