Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 04, 2010

Leave my girlfriend out of this.

Andy’s evenings at the pub are a cathartic experience. His home life is a constantly struggle to get Flo to behave in a civil manner, and the barkeep is a sympathetic friend who is always there to listen.

After listening to Andy’s example of Flo’s “multitasking”, it is plain to see in the barkeep’s expression, his realization of the terrible burden that Flo has been on Andy for all these years.

Soldier on Andy my friend! Continue to take the high road and do not stoop to her level. God be with you little buddy. You are in all of our prayers.

JTPOZENEL Its good to see that there are still a few of us with the same insight. Oh, Andy could have gone on with more words about the faults of women, but in three words he has expressed the cause of my headaches from the time the alarm clock rings till I wrap my pillow around my head to try to silence that never ending nagging.,Sure she may cook, clean, and provide all the money, but does that mean he should listen? The next thing you know Flo will want Andy to express his feeling.

Note to self: Erase this before SHE sees it.

Have another pint, Andy! Oh yeah………..don’t say a word!

Who cares if SHE sees it, roll on Andy!

Too late Lewreader SHE saw it.

You sell her short Andy… Why did you leave Cook, Clean and put knots on your head all at the sametime!

Andy can do two things at once… Throw darts and drink a pint at the same time…

Andy Capp! You are the one to make Flo mad. Then, do not bring up about Flo’s works. She deserves better to work hard and earn enough money for the cost of living.

Not THAT kind of multi-tasking, you British buffoon!

I know what you mean, Andy. It’ll drive a man to drinkin’

whereas a man can’t do more than be wrong all the time.