Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 04, 2014
September 03, 2014
September 05, 2014
Transcript:
Calvin: "Ok, the first thing our robot needs is a head" Hobbes: "Should we use a coffee can?" Calvin: "No, that's too small. The head has to hold this tape recorder. See, I've made recordings for the robot's voice!" Hobbes: "Really?" Calvin: "Sure! This way, our robot not only communicates, but we can also "program" him to have the proper personality!" Hobbes: "Personality?" Calvin: "Right. Robots should be RESPECTFUL" Recording: "How may I ease your life, oh grand exalted master?"
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BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
Can a new personality be implanted in a little boy?
rentier about 10 years ago
Respectful! Yes!
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
Got to give Calvin an A+ for this one…he sure has an active imagination! Hobbes encourages him too, which is very important to his ego…! ;)
bluram about 10 years ago
Robot or genie?
T.A.S.K Master about 10 years ago
‘Respect’ and ‘Worship’ are two very different things…
moronbis about 10 years ago
Mrs. Wormwood would be proud of Calvin.
basie.mynhardt about 10 years ago
Whose voice gives the commands, I wonder. Seems to me ,his servant should have a still younger one than his master. Or is Cal going to eat a chili pepper before he issues his command(s)?
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
Calvin has the right idea. Not every robot is respectful:Click here: Dilbert (October 26, 2012)Click here: Peanuts (November 27, 1964)
GROG Premium Member about 10 years ago
I have a feeling that respect won’t last too long.
ladykat about 10 years ago
Last job I had, had to answer the phone with: “Hello, thank you for calling, how can I improve your day?”
ladykat about 10 years ago
A device that recorded voices for playback on reel-to-reel tape, a precursor of the 8-track, cassette and CD.
Dennis Johns about 10 years ago
I just watched “I Robot” the other day; look out Calvin!
JP Steve Premium Member about 10 years ago
When I was growing up we had a portable reel-to-reel recorder — I couldn’t lift it!
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
bluskies, you might enjoy a Twilight Zone episode titled “A Thing About Machines”. If you use an electric razor, you may want to reconsider…
Number Three about 10 years ago
Did Calvin just say the word “respectful”?
Wow! I guess miracles so happen.xxx
Aaron Saltzer about 10 years ago
I can’t wait to find out the outcome of this. Lol
Susie Derkins D: about 10 years ago
Ok if that’s your idea