Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 14, 1996

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Dr. Cesspool! Team Physician! COACH: Oh no! OUR CENTERFIELDER JUST RAN INTO THe outfield wall! DOC: Never fear! I'm on the case! Where does it hurt, son? PLAYER: All over! But I'm okay! I want to keep playing! I don't want to miss a single inning! I love this game! I really love it! I'd play baseball for free! DOC: He's delirious! COACH: So am I! I've just solved our payroll problem!