Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 30, 1996

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Nate: Next even: The discus! Francis: We don't have a discus. Nate: I thought we were gonna use an old hubcap! Francis: That's too big! We need something smaller! Why don't we use some of your "Star Trek" cast-member limited-edition porcelain plates? Nate: NEVER! Francis: Oh, come on. You don't really believe "they'll appreciate in value" stuff, do you?