Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 13, 2014

Oh cr@p Nate, you’re in trouble! (First)

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Let Mrs. Godfrey wonder how Nate became a 3/8th-inch-thick paste on the ceiling of the lunchroom.

Chester likes 2 kinds of girls, those good ole big ones and those big ole good ones.

sorry i didn’t comment in a LONG time, i had chicken pox

Hes never been a borehe will draw some morehe thinks hes really greathe puts cheez doodles on his platehis teacher is a hoghe will never get a doghis dad is such a goonthe women will never swoonhis stupidity never endshe gets wedgied by his friendshe likes to rake your leavescats are one of his pet peeveshe is in middle schooldogs rule and they droolhes terrible at schoolsoccer, baseball, basketballhes really awful at them allsister’s too obsessed with beautymrs godfreys way too moodyhe does pictures on his slateHES BIG NATEbig nate theme song full version

Oh sh**, oh sh**, oh sh**!

GG Nate. See you in the hospital.

I have one word for Nate: JENNY!!!

LOOK OUT FOR CHESTER-ZILLA!!!

Run Nate.

Nate’s going to cramp all over.

Oh yes, too cute! Right, Nate?

Nate was soxually assaulted, so now there’s going to be an honor killing… with Nate as the guest of honor.

With Nate’s foot so relaxed. He may not be able to run fast enough to get away from Chester.

Chester actually ROARS?? freaky.

Never heard Chester roar like that

there is no way out

Oh no nate

is chester going to shoot his atomic breath? snicker

he is dead.

Kim needs therapy

R.U.N