Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 30, 2014

She doesn’t want to do the Limb Bo? Hey, how do you spell bow, when it refers to a woman’s relationship with a man? I couldn’t even come close enough for Google to figure it out. It would have made my gag funnier…

Well, dinner there does cost an arm and a leg…. can any of them afford that?

Meanwhile, why did that fellow want to give them a hand…Maybe he saw her thumbnail, and thought she was cute?

I suppose he wouldn’t say anything untoward within earshot of her date.

Still…. I’d be a bit wary of a stranger who looks like he could be armed,

Psst…. Varnes…. I think you mean B-E-A-U.

She has acute ’earing. And a cute earring.

I would have thought he would have wanted his part to remain anatomy.

I think her studly boyfriend is about to declare a thumb war, with some serious arm wrestling.

She can find her own ride home.

I like the sign back there. Killroy certainly has gotten snooty looking since the war

At least it didn’t cost anyone an arm or a leg. LOL. SOMEBODY STOP ME!!