Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 25, 2014
Transcript:
Rip has slightly injured himself after jumping out of a crashing plane. It happens! Breezy: Where does it hurt? Rip Haywire: It'd be easier to tell you where it doesn't. Spoiler alert: my earlobes! Breezy: Where are we? Rip Haywire: Hopefully somewhere with a lot of drugstores. I need a lot of bufferin, stat! Breezy: I'll need to find us shelter... it's gettin' dark. Rip Haywire: Phew! I thought that was my eyesight going.
Chrisdiaz801 over 10 years ago
Breezy is now the new Cobra on this block.
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
Fall out a one plane and he goes all wimpy; must be a ploy to have Breezy nurse him.
PMark over 10 years ago
Good grief! One little slight injury and Rip goes wimpy on us. I an SO disillusioned!. :(
Sayman over 10 years ago
Ka-ouchie.
JR6019 over 10 years ago
He does seem a bit pissy, doesn’t he.
imbaldeagle over 10 years ago
Her bruises are all gone. That didn’t take long.
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Oh, he’s going to be that kind of patient, is he?Good luck, Nurse Breezy. Good luck…
johnrussco over 10 years ago
Rip will be okay
SkyFisher over 10 years ago
“Slightly”, I believe, was sar-ka-sm.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 10 years ago
He is kind of whiny when he gets hurt.
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Tell him he sounds just like his father. That’ll should at least repair his attitude.